If writting a blog has taught me one thing, it's that success has everything to do with appealing to the lowest common denominator. It's the same reason that newspapers are written at a 5th grade level, that Danielle Steel has sold 550 million copies of her books, and that this can be the #1 movie at the box office.
It's clear to me that Roland Fryer doesn't strike a chord the same way Mariah Carey does. Consequently, I present you with more awful ceremonial first pitches.
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I know you're not pretentious, Jacson, but this post made you sound that way. (The pretentiousness was a lessened a little by the "writting" typo, however.)
Hey, I writt what I want.
Are you implying that Danielle Steele is not fine literature? Did you even read 'The Klone and I'?
Are you implying that Danielle Steele is not fine literature? Did you even read 'The Klone and I'?
wait, it's actually spelled "Klone"?
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